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[theotherother]

[When the video starts, there's the noise of something jangling but nothing in view that could be causing it. Anybody familiar with today's swarm can probably guess what it is, but there's no sign of the keychain Pokemon...things. Just a very confused looking Kaine.]

Okay, I get that this place is weird and all and that the animals make no sense, but what the hell is the deal with this?

[He lifts his free hand up to the camera, showing that he's holding a Klefki by the...keyring? And the source of the noise is made obvious since it's angrily shaking its keys at Kaine.]

Seriously. This? This is a freakin' keychain. An angry keychain.

[He's not even sure where he's going with this anymore. He'll just think about it for a second while the Klefki continues to jingle its keys in anger.]

Uh...look, since everyone I met's really into this whole Pokemon training...thing, does anyone out there want...

[He stares at the Pokemon for a while trying to think of what in the hell to call it.]

...keys. Does anyone out there want keys? Because I don't. And they're all over the damn place here. So yeah, please come over here and catch them. All of them. Because they're annoying as hell.

Actually you know what, if you want these things, I'll send them to you. Just tell me where to send em. Because the sooner things quiet down around here, the better.

Comments

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

... That's the stupidest looking thing I've ever seen.

[text]

[explosivecombat]

Oh, I don't know; they're actually somewhat adorable.

[...Kimblee, no.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

It's been a while since I've seen an new animate object type of pokemon, that one wins the prize for weirdest so far.

[artificialrose]

That sort of Pokemon actually seems like it could be pretty useful... I don't mind taking one off your hands.

Especially since they seem to be bothering you so much..

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

Ah, there's somewhere else that's experiencing an invasion of these things?

[...honestly, it's actually difficult to tell whether he's amused or sympathetic

maybe both...]

They're... really quite intolerable, and I'm hoping they follow the pattern the rest of them and disappear after today.