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[theotherother]

[When the video starts, there's the noise of something jangling but nothing in view that could be causing it. Anybody familiar with today's swarm can probably guess what it is, but there's no sign of the keychain Pokemon...things. Just a very confused looking Kaine.]

Okay, I get that this place is weird and all and that the animals make no sense, but what the hell is the deal with this?

[He lifts his free hand up to the camera, showing that he's holding a Klefki by the...keyring? And the source of the noise is made obvious since it's angrily shaking its keys at Kaine.]

Seriously. This? This is a freakin' keychain. An angry keychain.

[He's not even sure where he's going with this anymore. He'll just think about it for a second while the Klefki continues to jingle its keys in anger.]

Uh...look, since everyone I met's really into this whole Pokemon training...thing, does anyone out there want...

[He stares at the Pokemon for a while trying to think of what in the hell to call it.]

...keys. Does anyone out there want keys? Because I don't. And they're all over the damn place here. So yeah, please come over here and catch them. All of them. Because they're annoying as hell.

Actually you know what, if you want these things, I'll send them to you. Just tell me where to send em. Because the sooner things quiet down around here, the better.

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[video]

[theotherother]

Yeah, there's been three, I think. That I've seen, anyway. Those weird staring things, some furry crystal...thing, and then the keys today.

[Yeah, he has no idea what to call any of these things.]

And the security at the museum should be able to handle it, right? They're just keychains. And you'd figure the people here would be used to weird crap like this anyway.

[Because he does not want to have to go save a museum from keychains. Nope. Not even remotely going to go do that.]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

You mean, those geode-like creatures with the long ears? That's... honestly rather strange. I wasn't expecting Blackthorn and Pewter to synchronize like that.

Anyway, you are right --- I wouldn't underestimate them on the basis that they're keychains, admittedly, because you really have no idea how these things will ever turn out, but I suspect that they're at a fairly low level.

[video]

[theotherother]

Yeah, those.

[But enough about that.]

Any idea why they'd sync up like that? I don't know...pretty much anything about what's over there, and I can't think of why they'd show up here. Then again I can't figure out why half the things in this place are they way they are, so there's that too.

[And one more thing, actually.]

And what do you mean how it'll turn out? You think it'll turn into a bigger keychain or a padlock or something?

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

Well, thinking about it... the geodes make a modicum of sense. Pewter's Gym Leader trains Rock type Pokemon, and I'd be surprised if they weren't at least part rock... but they also seem to have some sort of strange resistance to Dragons, which have something of a following in Blackthorn.

...no idea about the keys, though. But for all we know, they could evolve into something like that, or they could just be more useful in a fight than they seem.

[video]

[theotherother]

...shouldn't it be the other way around? I mean a dragon should be able to crush a rock no problem.

[He does not understand Pokemon type advantages sometimes.]

And I mean, I guess I can see them being useful. Sort of.

[He really can't.]

I mean you could...stab someone with it. I think. Knowing this place through it probably...shoots keys or something. Which could also end in stabbing...I guess.

[Yeah, he's not seeing it.]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

Well, I don't think the Rock part is actually the thing resisting it, if that makes any sense. I think it might be something else, but I'm not entirely sure what.

[HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUNCH A BIRD]

It's... more likely that it's a Psychic or something along those lines, actually. We'll really just have to see, though.

[video]

[theotherother]

[He punched a guy dressed as a bird once, does that count?]

A psychic crystal?

[...okay, that actually sounds like something he can deal with.]

That would actually...make a lot of sense. In a horrible this thing shouldn't exist kind of way.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...you haven't encountered the ice cream cones and the trash bags, have you.

[...his expression is just a combination of envy and pity...]

[video]

[theotherother]

No. And I don't plan to.

Wait, trash bags?

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

Yes, trash bags.

They get worse when they evolve.

[video]

[theotherother]

It evolves?


Into what? A trash can?

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...no, it's worse than that. It's... a festering pile of garbage that has broken out of the trash bag like some forsaken terror from beyond.

[video]

[theotherother]

Okay, yeah. That is actually worse. Way worse.

[He's just sort of horrified by the mental image of this thing.]