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[theotherother]

[When the video starts, there's the noise of something jangling but nothing in view that could be causing it. Anybody familiar with today's swarm can probably guess what it is, but there's no sign of the keychain Pokemon...things. Just a very confused looking Kaine.]

Okay, I get that this place is weird and all and that the animals make no sense, but what the hell is the deal with this?

[He lifts his free hand up to the camera, showing that he's holding a Klefki by the...keyring? And the source of the noise is made obvious since it's angrily shaking its keys at Kaine.]

Seriously. This? This is a freakin' keychain. An angry keychain.

[He's not even sure where he's going with this anymore. He'll just think about it for a second while the Klefki continues to jingle its keys in anger.]

Uh...look, since everyone I met's really into this whole Pokemon training...thing, does anyone out there want...

[He stares at the Pokemon for a while trying to think of what in the hell to call it.]

...keys. Does anyone out there want keys? Because I don't. And they're all over the damn place here. So yeah, please come over here and catch them. All of them. Because they're annoying as hell.

Actually you know what, if you want these things, I'll send them to you. Just tell me where to send em. Because the sooner things quiet down around here, the better.

Comments

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

It's been a while since I've seen an new animate object type of pokemon, that one wins the prize for weirdest so far.

[Video]

[theotherother]

There are more of these things?

[He really hasn't seen very many Pokemon.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Yeah, we have magnets, candles, ice cream cones, honey combs, sludge and so much more.

Like I said though this one is totally new to me.

[Video]

[theotherother]

[So many questions, he's not even really sure where to start. Or if he should even ask them.

...

Okay, he'll ask the most important one.]

Ice cream? So,..what happens if it melts? Does it die?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

It's an inedible ice cream cone. It seem to hold up pretty well in the heat.

[Video]

[theotherother]

So it just looks like ice cream then. It's not actually ice cream because you can eat ice cream...right?

[He will never understand this Pokemon thing.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Pretty much, it's not as bad as the honeycomb bee thing. It can actually make honey, it just doesn't honey.

[Video]

[theotherother]

...wait.

[Okay, there has to be something here he's not getting.]

Isn't that normal? Don't bees make the honey and then put it in the honeycomb?

[Video]

[(Anonymous)]

IT would be normal, but when I say honeycomb bee. I mean the bees are shaped like honeycomb.

Or maybe it looks like three bees stuck in a honeycomb. Eh same thing.