theotherother: (I'm Not Having Fun And You Can't Make Me)
Kaine Parker ([personal profile] theotherother) wrote2014-09-18 12:18 pm

Third Web | Video

[When the video starts, there's the noise of something jangling but nothing in view that could be causing it. Anybody familiar with today's swarm can probably guess what it is, but there's no sign of the keychain Pokemon...things. Just a very confused looking Kaine.]

Okay, I get that this place is weird and all and that the animals make no sense, but what the hell is the deal with this?

[He lifts his free hand up to the camera, showing that he's holding a Klefki by the...keyring? And the source of the noise is made obvious since it's angrily shaking its keys at Kaine.]

Seriously. This? This is a freakin' keychain. An angry keychain.

[He's not even sure where he's going with this anymore. He'll just think about it for a second while the Klefki continues to jingle its keys in anger.]

Uh...look, since everyone I met's really into this whole Pokemon training...thing, does anyone out there want...

[He stares at the Pokemon for a while trying to think of what in the hell to call it.]

...keys. Does anyone out there want keys? Because I don't. And they're all over the damn place here. So yeah, please come over here and catch them. All of them. Because they're annoying as hell.

Actually you know what, if you want these things, I'll send them to you. Just tell me where to send em. Because the sooner things quiet down around here, the better.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-09-26 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
You mean, those geode-like creatures with the long ears? That's... honestly rather strange. I wasn't expecting Blackthorn and Pewter to synchronize like that.

Anyway, you are right --- I wouldn't underestimate them on the basis that they're keychains, admittedly, because you really have no idea how these things will ever turn out, but I suspect that they're at a fairly low level.
enjoymyatelier: no seriously what are you doing (uhhhhhhhh....)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-09-27 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, thinking about it... the geodes make a modicum of sense. Pewter's Gym Leader trains Rock type Pokemon, and I'd be surprised if they weren't at least part rock... but they also seem to have some sort of strange resistance to Dragons, which have something of a following in Blackthorn.

...no idea about the keys, though. But for all we know, they could evolve into something like that, or they could just be more useful in a fight than they seem.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-09-28 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't think the Rock part is actually the thing resisting it, if that makes any sense. I think it might be something else, but I'm not entirely sure what.

[HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUNCH A BIRD]

It's... more likely that it's a Psychic or something along those lines, actually. We'll really just have to see, though.
enjoymyatelier: what is that thing doing here... (>warily regard bullet)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-10-02 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
...you haven't encountered the ice cream cones and the trash bags, have you.

[...his expression is just a combination of envy and pity...]
enjoymyatelier: it kind of smells (wow that is just really gross)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-10-12 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, trash bags.

They get worse when they evolve.
enjoymyatelier: cue the red exclamation point over kiritsugu's head (jiiiiiiii...)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-10-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...no, it's worse than that. It's... a festering pile of garbage that has broken out of the trash bag like some forsaken terror from beyond.