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[theotherother]

[Okay, he's been here all of a few minutes, decided he has absolutely no idea what's going on and doesn't really care enough to find out what. So instead of that, he's got a simple question for anybody watching the video.]

Is there a bus station here? Or a cab? Or, I don't know, anything that'll get me back to Houston?

[He really doesn't think so, but he's hoping there is. He's also hoping this is also some sort of weird dream caused by a result of a hangover and that he's not stuck in some weird place with a weird bird and music that doesn't seem to stop.]

I'm not...

[He's about to say that he's not a Pokemon trainer or whatever that handbook said, but he looks like he really doesn't want to say it. And he's going to do his best to not say it ever if he can help it.]

Yeah. Look. Just tell me how to get the hell back to Texas. That's all.

[He goes to end the feed and then reconsiders.]

And if there's somebody I can call to come pick up this weird little bird that keeps following me. Like animal control but for Poke...

[Yeah no, still not saying it.]

But for birds.

Comments

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Don't get me wrong. You'll probably go back. You just don't get a say in the when or where it happens.

Them's the breaks.

[Video]

[theotherother]

Great. In that case, I'm just going to go over here and figure out what the hell to do with my life until then.

[Actually, hang on. One more question.]

Wait, is there a bar around here?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Should be in Violet.

All you can get in Cherrygrove is like... fruity tiki drinks.

Which, uh, nothing wrong with that if you like that sort of thing. But y'know.

[Video]

[theotherother]

At this point, I don't ca...

[Wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.]

Wait, those are towns right?

[Oh, he does not like where this is going.]

The nearest bar is two towns away?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Her only reply is a slightly deranged-looking grin and:]}

I wish you luck on your quest.

[Video]

[theotherother]

[He's not even sure what to make of that grin.]

Thanks. ...I think.

[He's just going to hang up and figure out where he's going then. Seems like he's got a lot of walking to do.]