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[Things that Kaine thinks suck today: the weather, everything being completely crazy, the weird...Spinarak colored Spider-Man costume that replaced his clothes today.

Things that he actually likes? His powers seem to back for whatever reason.

In fact, he likes that so much, he's not even complaining about being demoted from clone Spider-Man to what looks like some sort of dollar store bootleg Spider-Man.

So despite the fact that he really should be questioning why the hell he's in Goldenrod City or maybe it's Saffron at the moment, he's...not, not yet anyway. Instead, Spinarak-Man is webslinging around the buildings and actually seems to be in a decent mood. That mood probably won't last though.

Later, he'll bother to get on the Gear and via audio ask an important question.]

Okay, what the hell's going on here? Everything seems to have gone completely crazy. Moreso than normal.

[...the nice thing about audio is that nobody can see that he's using the gear, from hanging out on the side of the Goldenrod Department Store.]

Did some Pokemon do this? Or was it somebody like those guys with the whale and the dinosaur?

{OOC: Kaine can either be found web slinging in various cities or taking a break and hanging out on a wall somewhere. Wherever you want to run into him, he'll be there!

...unless it's like the middle of outer space or something, then he's not there. Sorry.}

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[Envy may have never read a single comic book himself--comic books aren't even a thing in Amestris--but he's actually heard a decent amount of rambling about Spiderman from one of his best friends here.]

[So when he sees a guy in a spidery costume swinging around on what looks like webs, he's pretty sure that yeah, that's totally Spiderman. And when he sees the guy stop to take a break on a wall, he figures he should go check this out. He's not intending to say anything about comics though, because that would be weird.]

[He's got some of his own superpowers, and he uses them to jump up from a lamppost to the building's stone awning, and up to a higher ledge that's sort of close to the guy. At least close enough to be heard when he shouts.]

Hey! Impressive powers you've got there!

Huh?

[Okay, one look at Envy and the first thing that goes through his head is please don't be a supervillain. Please don't be a supervillain. Please don't be a supervillain.

Look, Envy, no offense, but mentally, he's already written you off as Midriff Man or something equally ridiculous.]

Thanks, I...guess.

[His brother or clone, he's not, so there's not really any quipping here.]

I mean I have no clue what the hell is going on today, but being able to do this again is pretty nice.

[He shrugs, while hanging off the wall.]

Guessing you're in the same boat, right?

[Or they're just really acrobatic, he doesn't know. It could probably go either way.]

I've been wondering the same thing. It's just one thing after another with this place. Why are there so many people here now...?

No clue on that one either. When something like this happens back home, it's usually the opposite.

[A pause.]

People disappearing, I mean. Because of aliens or something else like that.

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