I haven't had to deal with any of those jackasses yet, but I don't think I have to worry about their outfits getting superpowers from a magic space meteor.

[...there is just an awkward pause where he realizes that that happened. That definitely happened, and this is his life.]

And yeah, something like that happened to my bro...to a guy I know a while back. It wasn't anything like this though. Or if it was, I never heard about it.

[Because he never really bothered to ask Peter about that whole Secret Wars nonsense.]