Yeah, there's been three, I think. That I've seen, anyway. Those weird staring things, some furry crystal...thing, and then the keys today.

[Yeah, he has no idea what to call any of these things.]

And the security at the museum should be able to handle it, right? They're just keychains. And you'd figure the people here would be used to weird crap like this anyway.

[Because he does not want to have to go save a museum from keychains. Nope. Not even remotely going to go do that.]