Kaine Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
theotherother) wrote2014-08-23 07:03 pm
theotherother) wrote2014-08-23 07:03 pm
Second Web | Video
How long does it take to get through this stupid forest?
[...oh wait, it'd probably help if the people watching could actually see the forest. So Kaine'll just turn on the video and there's well, a bunch of trees. It's the Viridian Forest, so yeah, not much to see here besides a forest. And bugs. There's a bunch of bug Pokemon crawling around on the trees.]
It took two days to get here, I've been in here for three, and I pretty much never want to see a forest again for the rest of my life.
[He's only even in here because his Pokemon stole his pack and dragged it out of town. Because if he had things his way, he would've stayed in Viridian City forever. But noooo, his Natu just had to get tired of staying there and drag him in here.]
So that's been what? Five days since I left town? And I've spent most of them walking, so the next town has to be coming up soon...right?
[He doesn't sound confident about that at all. And why should he? For all he knows, the map's lying and this forest just goes on and on forever. Because that...doesn't exactly sound like something that could happen here, but at the same time he wouldn't really be surprised if it actually did somehow happen to him.]
[...oh wait, it'd probably help if the people watching could actually see the forest. So Kaine'll just turn on the video and there's well, a bunch of trees. It's the Viridian Forest, so yeah, not much to see here besides a forest. And bugs. There's a bunch of bug Pokemon crawling around on the trees.]
It took two days to get here, I've been in here for three, and I pretty much never want to see a forest again for the rest of my life.
[He's only even in here because his Pokemon stole his pack and dragged it out of town. Because if he had things his way, he would've stayed in Viridian City forever. But noooo, his Natu just had to get tired of staying there and drag him in here.]
So that's been what? Five days since I left town? And I've spent most of them walking, so the next town has to be coming up soon...right?
[He doesn't sound confident about that at all. And why should he? For all he knows, the map's lying and this forest just goes on and on forever. Because that...doesn't exactly sound like something that could happen here, but at the same time he wouldn't really be surprised if it actually did somehow happen to him.]
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Fine. It's not my fault if you're too scared to follow good advice.
Enjoy your stay in the forest.
[What she doesn't actually add but seems to be thinking: "foreveeeeeeeeeer".]
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[Because there was a time where he totally would've set a forest on fire if certain people were in it because he had clone issues.]
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Oh? So what's your plan, then?
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[She is just so impressed.]
Hard to see how you got lost to begin with, really!
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[Says the woman who's barely left Goldenrod.]
Maybe you're just really bad at navigating.
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[She believes you. Really.]
Well if you're not going to take the advice you asked for, you're probably just stuck wandering in one direction until you find something.
[Good luck with that.]
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Probably.